David’s Themes
Themes themes themes! Everybody needs themes. Everybody wants themes. I want themes too.
Whoa there, little fella. You’re going to have to be a little more specific about that. What kinds of themes are you looking for? We’ve got Google Chrome themes, Firefox themes, Windows themes, Online Slots themes, WordPress themes, you name it, we’ll theme it!
Oh, and awards…we’ll give and take awards all day and all of the night. We live to give and take awards and we don’t really care whether anybody really deserves them or not. We’re a bit like Hollywood in that respect. Or the music industry. Or the business world. Or the political world. Just by reading this, you’ve won Reader of the Day and you have a good shot to become All-Time Best Reader Ever!
I’ll even consider adding a page on TV themes, because I really dig the music to “The Rockford Files” and “Hill Street Blues” (that piano bit makes my eyes moist every single time, you know the one I mean). Yeah, I know that’s not the kind of theme you came looking for, so we’ll put that on the back burner for now…
You know what else is almost as cool as themes? Online casino USA. No, really…not only does it have a theme, it would make a good theme. Or it would be a good way to test out themes. Or you could use it as inspiration to make new, even better themes!
That reminds me of themes. Did you know that I like themes? That’s why I made this site, to spread the gospel of themes. Shoutin’ themes from on high. Bringing the themes back down the mountainside to the theme-starved people below. Going from place to place, walkin’ the land, givin’ the good folks of this fair nation the wonderful news about the comin’ of the themes. That’s me.